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Due to issues both foreseen and unforeseen, Excavating Eden is taking a short holiday. While we’re away, feel free to plumb the archives and check out our main blogs (Eden’s ThawKoanic Soul and my own blog). Check out the Neanderhall if you need your Edenism fix. Also follow Excavating Eden on Twitter and Facebook for more news and updates.

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I’m releasing yet another book today: Trolling for a Living, a best-of collection of articles I’ve written in the past year at my own blog, Excavating EdenAlternative Right and elsewhere. Like with my previous books, if you buy Trolling anytime this weekend (until midnight EST/9pm PST Sunday), you’ll get it for half-off.

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New York Times - Giant of Caselnau

From the category of content that would never appear in our modern, enlightened, and free media comes this October 3, 1892 note on the Times’ International page about the discovery of giants in London:

A Race of Giants in Old Gual

In the year 1890 some human bones of enormous size, double the ordinary in fact, were found in the tumulus of Castelnau, (Herault,) and have since been carefully examined by Prof. Kiener, who, while admitting that the bones are those of a very tall race, nevertheless finds them abnormal in dimensions and apparently of morbid growth. They undoubtedly reopen the question of the “giants” of antiquity, but do not furnish sufficient evidence to decide it.

The blurb is referencing an earlier report featured in the London Globe, a long-defunct newspaper that for over a century billed itself as London’s Premier Evening Paper before merging with other papers to eventual become the Evening Standard. Any enterprising London readers up for checking through library newspaper archives for stories of giants from the early 1890s?

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Buy “The Hitchhiking Crash Course: How to Travel the World and Meet Cool People” Today

by Matt Forney 04.12.2013
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For those who are interested, my second book, The Hitchhiking Crash Course, is out today. It’s a brief book on how to hitch safely and easily, containing advice on what to bring, where to go and how to protect yourself from danger. I also talk about other topics such as where to sleep, how to deal [...]

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Neanderthal Oneitis: Football Career Fucked, Millions Lost, Suicide Attempted

by Koanic 04.12.2013
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Before his fall, Adriano Leite Ribeiro was one of the top footballers in the world, making millions and playing for Inter Milan. He was brought down by a woman in 2009, and his career hasn’t recovered. After his girlfriend Joana Machado broke up with him, Adriano spiraled into depression. He failed to show up in [...]

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Pampers and Pyramids: The Mind-Blowing Melonhead Baby Photo Album

by Eden's Thaw 04.10.2013
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Unearthed from an ancient, megalithic site near Cusco, Peru, this body is the only known (to us or to the finders) melonhead baby publicly available in the world. Note the huge eye sockets. This young fellow had some amazingly large eyeballs. Barely visible is the still intact fontanelle. Must have been a tough squeeze for [...]

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Why Are People So Afraid of Introverts?

by Matt Forney 04.08.2013
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Or more accurately, why are people afraid of introverts when they get together? They don’t seem to mind us when we’re alone and isolated If you’ve been around the manosphere long enough, you’ll eventually read some imbecile making a comment like this: “This blog/movement/forum is just about making men feel superior to women!” The same [...]

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Just Whose Fault is This Mess?

by Eden's Thaw 04.05.2013
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Note: This is a re-post from the old Eden’s Thaw blog. Among the introverted, intellectual crowd there exists a fair amount of hate, or at least disdain, for the extroverted simpleton. The source of this bitterness is the fact that our own development and self-fulfillment—and thus our notions of self-worth—are often hampered or even outright [...]

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Is a Glacier Forming on Lake Michigan?

by Eden's Thaw 04.03.2013
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It’s been an unusually cold winter for much of the Northern Hemisphere. A winter that seems to just keep dragging on and on and on. It’s April now when spring should be hitting its stride. Instead, Great Britain is a no-go frozen wasteland, Europe is freezing, Canada is covered, and there have been snow flurries [...]

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The World is Going to End: Join the Neanderbunker Today!

by Matt Forney 04.01.2013
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A lot of people wonder why I’m so smart. Why I’m always ten steps ahead of everyone else. Why it seems like I’m more than human. My ex, before I dumped her for having insufficiently deep eye sockets, told me “Matt, you’re smarter than any man I’ve ever known. Please marry me. I want to [...]

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Whom the Gods Mock, They First Castrate; or, Why John Scalzi is Such a Sissy

by Koanic 03.29.2013
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If you aren’t aware of l’affaire McRapey, Vox Day has been beating on John Scalzi like he was the probability of Japanese invasion of California. This has attracted even the attention of the mighty Roissy, leading to an entry in the Urban Dictionary. In honor of which, I’ve composed a few lines: McRapey bequeathed his own title [...]

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